The Missing Rink

 

I discovered it a few years ago on one of my annual visits back to the East Coast. It was sitting quietly on top of an old dresser, up in the attic of my Aunt Mildred's house on the Jersey shore. I hadn't even thought about it in years, but now, suddenly, there it was - the old metal case that used to house my roller skates.

Silver, with red and black trim, and a red plastic handle. I had given it more of a customized look by spelling out the name "STEVE" in large gold decal letters, running diagonally across the front. As a final artistic touch, I had added two, maroon and white, stickers of flying roller skates from The Fordham Skating Palace. The winged skates suggested a much greater skating speed than I had ever managed to reach, and stickers of ripped pants, creative falls, and floor burns would probably have been a little closer to truth.

      Luckily for me, I had no professional ambitions as a roller skater. It was just something I did for fun on Saturday afternoons. Even with that, I'm actually a little surprised that I stuck with it for as long as I did, since, obviously it wasn't my thing. Even after years of practice, I was still never able to develop anything much in the way of a skating repertoire. My greatest accomplishment, in fact, probably came when I mastered the art of skating backwards tentatively. I probably looked about as relaxed and flexible as Frankenstein did when he got off the table for the very first time and was asked to skate backwards. Part of the problem was that I could never really develop the knack of glancing over my shoulder to be able to see where I was going. As a result, I found myself constantly bracing for a fall. I was always afraid of being surprised by a stray piece of chewing gum or a sticky puddle of Coke, and both were pretty realistic possibilities at The Fordham Skating Palace.

Although I didn't really appreciate it at the time, learning how to skate backwards probably helped me to learn some really valuable lessons about life. First and foremost, of course, I learned never to throw gum on wooden floors, and, as a rule of life, this has always

served me well. More importantly, I learned a little something about hurtling myself backwards into the great unknown, and this would

prove to be excellent training for my later work as a psychotherapist. As a matter of fact, it almost qualified as my job description.

Putting aside my flashbacks for the moment, I, excitedly, unlatched the cover and looked inside. The box was filled with stacks of old love letters from my cousin Carol to her future husband, Perry. More importantly, however, the lining was still in remarkably good shape, so, without giving it much thought, I automatically dumped the letters into a cardboard box.  

 As I stood there, insensitively going about my work, I couldn't help being struck by the timing of it all. Only just recently I had been feeling a strong need for some tangible links with my past, and now, suddenly, out of the blue, my old metal skate box turns up. And, here was something that was, finally, light enough for me to carry back on the plane. My first bookcase and desk could stay behind in New Jersey, they'd be a little hard to store under my seat.  But the skate box, I decided, would be coming back home with me to San Diego. I needed it as a connection to my roots.

And the skate box was actually in pretty good shape, all things considered. A little scratched and rusted around the edges maybe, but hey, who wasn't? I was even beginning to feel a little scratched and rusted myself. Since l969 I had been working as a psychologist for the "Fighting Aztecs" of San Diego State University, and the job was not without its stressful features. The student body ran about 36,000 strong, give or take a few Aztecs either way, so It wasn't exactly your small liberal arts college. It was, actually, much more like the size of a small city or a very large party, depending on your point of view. At any given moment that could work-out to a lot of beers, a lot of unreturned phone calls, and a lot of broken hearts.

Sometimes, particularly during the peak seasons for human agitation, life would start to look like an endless series of crises, and our office would start to take on the look of an emergency room for the

human spirit.  And things would usually come in bunches for our clients too. Somehow you just knew that after their relationship went

belly-up, that they'd also be having some car trouble in the very near future.

Although most of the time I found the work to be generally fulfilling, sometimes it could really get to me. Like the cop on the beat, or the air traffic controller up in the tower, we all knew that we were paying a price for doing our particular kind of work, we could feel it taking it's physical and emotional toll. But we were hooked on it. Cops need robbers, and, apparently, counselors thrive on clients with problems.

But, sometimes, when things would really start to build-up, I'd really start to wonder where the upside of this business had gone. It could then become a constant challenge just to keep your perspective, and not drown in a sea of negativity. Part of the problem for us, of course, was that there was a major imbalance in terms of what our clients were bringing-in to talk about. There was a tremendous negative surplus of confusion, despair, and anxiety, and little in the way of celebration or positive ritual to balance things off. In some ways, we were almost like clergymen who only got to do funerals, and never any weddings.

Since my students were usually depressed, they rarely popped-in to tell me how great they were feeling about themselves or about how wonderful life could really be. In truth, many of my clients actually felt constantly shortchanged by life. All too often their rewards felt like punishments, and their punishments felt like rewards. It was an easy mistake to make, and one that I was personally very familiar with. Even with all that, I sometimes found myself wishing that we could change the name of our counseling center to "Our Lady Of Perpetual Disappointment."

But, sometimes it was really hard not to get down. These were troublesome times, and rapid change and painful upheaval seemed to be everywhere.  From the global level to the more personal or human level, nobody seemed immune. Even my old metal skate box had to go through a few rough times. Since its liberation from my Aunt Mildred's attic, it had actually been forced to go through a rather difficult mid-life career change of its own. It was now working as a door stop in our old Spanish house on Mount Helix, and probably feeling pretty ambivalent about its new duties. The view is better, but it no longer gets to carry skates.

It now stands quietly in our den, holding-open a double-glazed French door which leads out to our second-story redwood deck. The large L-shaped deck affords a beautiful view of rolling hills, tree tops, and colorful drought-resistant plants, while a slatted overhang provides some welcome relief from the East County sun. Off to the West you can catch a small glimpse of the blue Pacific in the distance, and in the driveway below there stands one of the more picturesque basketball courts that you could ever hope to find. It was a far cry from some of the courts back in New York City, but it wasn't entirely without its dangers. A ball accidentally bouncing over our chain link fence stands a pretty good chance of being punctured by a giant cactus, or even disappearing completely into the bulrushes across the road.

The whole scene gives us the welcome illusion of country living, even if it might, technically, be more like the suburbs. But there are no sidewalks here, only some narrow winding roads, and we don't have sewers yet, just septic systems. There's even a little wildlife to be found that you wouldn't necessarily associate with a suburban habitat. We have plenty of birds, everything from hummingbirds to hawks, and there's no shortage of lizards either. In some sort of low-budget Darwinian festival, the slowest of them are systematically weeded-out by the cats who stalk them around our yard. And, the cats are kind of amazing in their own right. Somehow, through some unexplained, mysterious process, they are able to intuitively sense that we humans love to receive decapitated lizards as presents.

And there's a lot of other action around the neighborhood. Some of our neighbors raise bees, and we seem to be raising ants, although not intentionally.  During the hot, dry, Santa Anas they  invade our house in their desperate search for water. Seeing giant black swaths moving into my kitchen propels me into a desperate search of my own -

a search for Diazanon spray. It goes against my nature to have to resort to chemical warfare, but these ants don't seem to want to play it any other way. Sometimes I try leaving them a little drinking water outside the house, but it never seems to work.

Even if the whole scene might be somewhat of an illusion, it's still a very attractive and comforting one to us. There's been a steady stream of people just like us who have also been discovering "America's Finest City", and things are changing rapidly. Refugees from crowds, corruption, crime, and cold have been finding their way into San Diego County, and Paradise has long since stopped looking like Paradise. It's getting a lot more congested, and our traffic and smog are becoming very major league in their own right. So, given all this, it was nice to have a low density neighborhood to offer us some protection from these constant reminders of rampant growth and encroaching development.

So, at least for the time being, we still had a little space and serenity, and we appreciated it. My wife, and I had both come from humble beginnings as apartment dwellers in the Bronx, and it helped that we were still able to remember what that had been like. As I sat in my den, glancing over at my old skate box, I couldn't help reflecting back on how we had actually wound-up here. In retrospect, our journey from the Bronx to this wildlife sanctuary in the Great American Southwest had involved a lot more for us than just a move or a physical relocation. Clearly, it had been a personal and spiritual journey as well.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Early Memories

 

The story actually begins only a few short blocks from the very same Fordham Skating Palace that had supplied the stickers of the flying roller skates. It was l942, the year of my birth.

In many ways the Bronx was really an insane place to grow-up, but fortunately we didn't have anything normal to compare it with. As a result, we found it to be quite wonderful in its own way. The view from our fourth floor apartment at 240l Davidson Avenue was a little different than the view from the redwood deck in Mount Helix. For one thing, it was a much longer way down to the street below. For another, there was precious little in the way of soothing greenery. The closest beach was Tar Beach - up on the roof.

Although we didn't get to see any cats stalking lizards, the view from 2401 still had its own share of action and high drama. There were stickball games, squealing brakes, people screaming, sirens blaring, and the constant backdrop of horns, traffic, and trains. It was an environment of concrete, metal, and noise. There was little in the way of softness, an aloe would not have survived. 

I spent a lot of time looking-out on this festival of sight and sound; contemplating it all. I remember being impressed, almost astonished, at how everyone was getting-on with the business of life; how they all seemed to know just what to do. Under the circumstances, they seemed to have a surprisingly clear sense of purpose. Like drones in the hive of life, all the players seemed to know their roles. They all seemed to know the ropes and the routines.

But, as for me, I remember feeling very perplexed about the whole thing. I just didn't really get it, and a growing uneasiness seemed to be settling-in rather early in life. Almost as soon as I could think, I probably began to question it all. How come they all know what to do with themselves? How do they know what this is all about? Instead of sitting in my high chair, and quietly eating my mashed carrots, I, apparently, thought it was important to reflect-on the death-denying quality of much of contemporary American life.

 Other than being an incredibly deep, and existentially-savvy newborn, like most babies, I think I also must have been cute. I remember my extreme self-consciousness when people would make a fuss over me, and how very ill at ease I felt from all the kvelling and cheek-pinching. Flashbulbs going-off in my eyes startled me. I felt a little like King Kong - dragged into the city, taken far away from my natural habitat, and gawked-at by strangers on the other side of the bars. Some thirty years later I came to realize just how true this really was, and just how much I still wanted to go home.

I had a small collection of stuffed animals in my room, and, for a while, I had some glow-in-the-dark stars on my ceiling. Although I never had a dog or cat in our apartment, at any given time I might be playing host to fish, turtles, parakeets, or even rabbits. Depending on the year, there might also be anything from marbles and baseball cards to stamp collections and chemistry sets. Most of the stock got regularly rotated, but sporting goods and musical instruments were usually in there somewhere.

Like most kids in those days, I also went through my cowboy and Indian stage. The Lone Ranger was one my biggest heroes, and I tried to be just like him, even if they didn't allow horses into our apartment building. I loved the fact that he wore a mask, and did good deeds anonymously. And I loved how he would be heading-off into the sunset just as the townspeople were looking at the silver bullet, and trying to figure out just who that masked man was, anyway.

       My favorite Indian was Straight Arrow. He could usually be found on the cardboard cards separating the layers of Nabisco Shredded Wheat. Straight Arrow always seemed to know amazing things about how to survive in the wilderness, and he could travel through the forest without making a sound. Even if he was walking on dry leaves, nobody could hear him coming. When I would try this myself, it sounded like I was walking on boxes of shredded wheat with microphones in my shoes. Straight Arrow was also the ultimate wilderness handyman. With only a few twigs and rocks he would, somehow, be able to construct an entire Indian village and feed it for a year. I envied his

uncanny ability to  find wooden sticks that were just the right length, and had notches in just the right places.

Straight Arrow may also have been the one who inspired us to get into archery. My friends and loved to go into the woods and shoot our bows and arrows. And once there, we didn't always bother to use traditional targets either. Sometimes when we were a little bored we might shoot an arrow into the air, straight-up, directly above our heads. It would completely disappear into the sky so we'd have to stay alert and try to spot it before it pierced our skulls or blinded us. It sure was a great way to get the old adrenaline going, and was probably great preparation for the hazards of dating.

There was really so much for us to do growing-up in New York City that it was truly amazing. Even as kids we had easy access to movies, museums, the zoo, and even to foreign consulates. Sometimes we would make the rounds and collect packets of free literature on each country. We could also take in a stamp show, coin show, boat show, automobile show, or even a polo match if we wanted to. And there were always the pro's - The Yankees, Giants, and Knicks were all there for us to watch, and we weren't dependent on the automobile to get there. A fifteen cent subway ride could get us just about anywhere we needed to go.

Converse Allstars were my favorite sneakers. One of the regular highlights of my childhood came when we would head over to the local sporting goods store on the Grand Concourse to buy a new pair of Allstars. We had a choice of white or black in canvas or canvas. For that customized look you could add a pair of colored laces, and there was sometimes tremendous anguish on deciding on a color.

The white Allstars looked a lot better, but it was pretty hard to keep them that way. It was always open-season on any new pair of white footwear, so, if you chose them, you'd have to be constantly on your guard. The biggest targets, of course, were any new pair of white bucks. Show  up in some and be prepared to run for your life if you didn't want them covered with black stomp-marks. In those days they even sold little bags of rub-on chalk powder to hide the marks and blemishes on your wounded bucks, and they sold a lot of them.

But, even if your friends did try to step all over them, it was still nice to get a new pair of sneakers or shoes. I, actually, felt very lucky just to have them.  These days it seems to take a lot more than that to do the trick. It's not like we were feeling poor or deprived in any major way. We actually thought of ourselves as middle-class in those days, much as we still do now. But in those days we would compare ourselves to the less fortunate ones, on the bottom of the scale. And, compared to the people in Harlem or Puerto Rico, we knew we had it pretty good.

Now, of course, I can still manage to feel deprived even while owning three cars and living in a mini-hacienda. Now, for some reason, I tend to envy people who can travel at will, even though I really don't enjoy traveling all that much, and, at the moment, there's no place in  particular that I really want to go. I guess it was a lot nicer, and a lot cheaper, when all it took was a new pair of sneakers to make your day. It appears as though the secrets of human satisfaction are still a bit elusive to most of us. No matter what we have, somehow, we always seem to want more.

But, I digress. Turning back to the Converse Allstars for a minute, once we got them we didn't just sit around worrying about getting them scuffed-up or dirty. We used them, and we used them for just about every kind of sport imaginable. .

As younger kids, we'd usually start-out with your basic rubber ball, the classic pink "Spaldeen", and we'd get a surprising amount of mileage out of it. It could be used in your room, in the hallways of your apartment building, out on the sidewalks, stoops and curbs in front of your house, and down by the handball courts, schoolyard and parks. We played everything with it from "hit the penny" to stoopball and stickball.

 My baseball interests died in junior high school, I remember the exact day. My friend Victor and I had gone up to the school yard to hit a baseball around. I lofted a fly ball out to him, and he pretended, I thought, to lose it in the sun. Always the joker, Victor dropped to the ground grabbing his face. After a minute I realized he wasn't joking, and that he had actually caught the ball with his nose which was now broken and rapidly losing a lot of blood.

After Victor's nose healed we decided to stick with bike riding for a while. We enjoyed taking day trips on our 3-speed English Racers. In the morning we'd buy a roast beef hero from the local German delicatessen, and head North into Westchester County. One of our most memorable rides came on the opening day for the Tappan Zee bridge. Like the George Washington, it spanned the Hudson River, but a little further to the North. As part of the grand opening celebration, they had reserved the first day for pedestrians and cyclists, and, without traffic to worry about, it made for a beautiful day.

Sometimes we'd get up early and take a ride up to the cemetery in Tarreytown, the scene of "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow." We'd ride up and down through the cemetery, and try to terrify each other with sightings of the Headless Horseman. And it didn't, actually, take all that much to terrify us. We were already quite paranoid about being unwelcome visitors from the Bronx. The Westchester County residents wanted their parks for their own kids, and weren't looking for any more new recruits from New York City. They had already fled.

But, let's face it, if you had to associate one sport with New York City, it probably wouldn't be archery or bike riding. You'd probably come-up with basketball, and you'd probably be right. I became totally hooked-on the game while I was still a short and stubby kid back at P.S. 33.  In those days, I remember what an accomplishment it was just to be able to get the ball up near the rim. It was a lot closer to a classic "fling" than to a shot.

I practiced constantly, and the game, eventually, became the major focus for my energies, and a great outlet for blowing-off a little steam. At a simple level, the game gave me a much-welcomed feeling that I was actually good at something; that I had a special skill that I could call my own. I, also, grew to love the artistic or creative dimension of the game  that involved things like intuition and teamwork. Over time, this facet of the game became totally intriguing to me.

       Although basketball may have been a great game, it wasn't always easy getting a court, particularly when you were younger and smaller. If I got there early enough, or if the weather was miserable enough, I might get lucky and find a free basket to practice on. But, once the bigger kids came out, your basketball career would have to be put on hold for a while. They usually kicked you right off the court without even thinking twice about it. You and your basketball were a minor annoyance to them, and they, basically, just treated you like you didn't exist. They'd just begin playing, and assume that you would be clearing-out momentarily. Depending on their mood, of course, they might also just fling your ball over the fence into heavy traffic. It was really nothing personal, just a little jungle etiquette in action.  Every once in a while, though, you might get lucky. If they were short-handed enough, they might, actually, let you play with them until one of the elite arrived. It was always a good idea to try to make the most of the opportunity.

Years later, after moving out to San Diego, I could never quite get used to seeing all those beautiful schoolyards with all those empty basketball courts. Perfect weather but no basketball players. And, nobody seemed to be having all that much fun either, in basketball or in anything else. All the sports in suburbia seemed to be organized into leagues by adults who wore high white socks, and emphasized things like healthy competition and sportsmanship. To me, it’s always seemed like this adult-organizational overlay took the fun right out of it.

Besides basketball, music was my other main outlet as I was growing up. I studied the accordion for a number of years and became fairly proficient at it. This would have been great if I had been living in Poland, but, unfortunately, my accordion talents were peaking just as Rock and Roll was beginning to hit the scene in our country. Almost overnight, the accordion was rendered into one of the most uncool instruments imaginable. If you wanted to clear-out a room all you had to do now was threaten to play "Lady of Spain."

Not wanting to live as a social leper, I quickly switched to the guitar, and took lessons from a fellow named Ronnie Lee, A.K.A. Ronald Leventhal. He was a terrific guitarist and an excellent teacher, but after a year or two I was getting tired of playing the pop and classical pieces that he had been teaching me. So I bought a solid-body electric, and spent countless hours playing along with records and tapes in my room. I spent a lot of time playing along with people like Buddy Holly, The Everly Brothers, Little Richard, and Jerry Lee Lewis. 

Speaking of Rock and Roll, some of my greatest boyhood memories came in catching some of those classic acts at the early rock and roll shows put on by Alan Freed and Murray the K. My friends and I would get up in the middle of the night, and hop a subway into Manhattan or Brooklyn, so we could wait on line for hours just to get in. Crowd control was a big problem at these events, and things could get a little hairy. The fans were supposed to have fun, but not get too wild, and you never knew where the line was going to be drawn.  There was always an air of underlying tension, and we always seemed to be bracing ourselves for a riot. The fans were unpredictable and the police were always capable of making it even worse.

 Speaking of tensions and conflicts, sometimes it was hard not to notice some of the other ones that always seemed to be simmering just below the surface. Just growing-up watching the local news in New York made for a stiff inoculation against what would later be broadcast every evening during the Vietnam War and the rest of the turbulent 60's. Absurd and often tragic events often managed to stand-out against the constant backdrop of ever-present crime and corruption.

At the neighborhood level, these conflicts and tensions were often aggravated by bullies or other key players, who had been significantly tweaked by life. Some of them had a somewhat perverted sense of curiosity. One kid in my high school was experimenting with tossing burning objects from his roof when he accidentally set a little old lady on fire. Gravity had already been discovered, so I'm really not sure what he was trying to prove. I’m pretty sure that he never experienced any legal consequences for this act, but he did come out of it with a great nickname - "The Torch." In New York City, it didn't seem to matter what you did or how you did it as long as you, somehow, managed to stand-out from the crowd, and make a name for yourself.

       And then there were others who managed to draw a crowd even if it really took a bit of doing. Occasionally, it might even come in the form of suicide. Once, while we were on our way to school one morning, we came upon the police just as they had finished placing blankets around a major intersection under the tracks of an elevated train. We were afraid to find-out what was happening, but, as it turned out, the blankets were all covering the widely scattered parts of an unfortunate soul who had just been splattered by a train. Even more horrifying was my experience as a young child while I was waiting for a subway train with my mother. As people inched-up to position themselves for the doors, the man next to me did a sudden swan dive into heavy metal and steel wheels.

Not everything was that dramatic, of course, but even the little stuff tended to add up. There seemed to be no shortage of people hassling you over one thing or another. Pasadena may have had its Rose Bowl Parade, but New York had one of its own, and it featured an endless procession of the anxious and the agitated. Life could get hard here and it showed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dr. Brown

 

Luckily, however, everything wasn't always this grim and tense. New York also had its share of local color and charm. How could you possibly beat, for example, the cross-section of fans that might show-up at The Garden or Yankee Stadium? And, how could you possibly capture the classic style of the average waiter in a New York deli? These things really needed to be experienced first hand!

One of my earliest Madison Square Garden memories involved a professional basketball doubleheader, featuring the entire Eastern Division of the N.B.A. This might also tell you something about just how long ago that may have been. Anyway, it drew a crowd that was like something out of "Ben Hur", and probably about as polite. While my friend Stuart and I were waiting in front of the box office, I found myself, literally, getting carried away by the crowd. There was absolutely nothing that I could do, so I just let it carry me towards the subway entrance, and an uptown train heading back home.  "Stuuuuuuuuuu!"

       Plenty of local color could be found at the neighborhood delicatessen.  You could hardly find a bad one, and most would probably qualify as state of the art. Pastrami on club with mustard and coleslaw was always my favorite, topped-off with a Dr. Brown's Cream Soda and a knish. The waiters, with their black shoes and smartly contrasting white socks always added nicely to the ambiance. The rest of the outfit consisted of a small hand towel draped over the arm, and a very unthrilled look on the face. If any of these waiters had ever said something like, "Have a nice day," you'd wonder if they had a fever.

And, speaking of unthrilled looks, I was no stranger to giving them myself. Like many others, I too had my share of unglamorous jobs, and was probably a lot less gracious in them than the average deli waiter. For a while I had an after-school job as a stock boy in the local Daitch supermarket. For a while, at least, it was kind of exciting to actually be getting a behind the scenes look at any type of operation, but, before too long, unloading boxes of dairy products and canned goods started to lose some of its intrigue. On the other hand, it was good to get a feel for what those kinds of jobs were actually like. People also needed to pay their dues, and the Daitch job certainly helped me to appreciate why people were always telling you to stay in school and get a good job.

Although people who know me find it very hard to believe, I also worked for a time down at Lord and Taylor's in Manhattan. Being a stock boy there gave me a wonderful opportunity to be ordered around by a more refined, and sophisticated class of people than I had encountered at the cheese counter at Daitch. I could also say that working at Lord and Taylor's helped me develop the keen fashion sense that I retain to this day, but that would be a complete untruth. In fact, The Good Taste Police often catch me as I'm heading out the door in the morning. I never seem to move fast enough to escape detection by their radar. It's not easy being a fashion fugitive.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The View From the Stand

 

My longest-running part-time job was at my grandparents’ newsstand. It was just like the ones you saw in the movies, the only difference was that we didn't give out a lot of tips to private detectives. Grandpa Herman, my mother's father, was able to get the stand because he was blind, and my Grandma Sarah was there most of the time to help him. For a while their stand was located at a bus stop in a tunnel under Kingsbridge Road. The cold, dampness, noise, and fumes made for a pretty tough way to make a living.

After a number of years in the tunnel, they, eventually, were able to move to another stand which was up at street level in some daylight and fresher air. The new stand was located at the end of the elevated line at 242nd Street and Broadway, across the street from Van Cortlandt Park. They sold a lot of papers to commuters who would come down from Westchester County and catch the train into Manhattan. The elevated trains ran directly overhead.

       Although the green wooden stand sheltered us from the rain and snow, it could still get damp and bitter-cold inside. And it wasn't easy making change or rolling pennies while you were trying to keep your hands warm with fingerless gloves. You had to be fast with your calculations, and fast with your fingers too, and frozen fingers weren't always that nimble. The commuters, in particular, were always in a tremendous hurry. They would all let-off the bus at the same time, and  descend on the stand in a giant shock wave, attacking us with their pennies. They'd grab their papers, and want their change before they even handed us the money.

There were a few other tensions as well. We might be huddled around the heater and suddenly hear the loud screeching of brakes from a truck which was obviously going to crash into us and cripple us for life. While we braced for the impact, a voice would scream out, "News!" And, only then would we realize that it was only the Daily News delivery truck which was already speeding-off into the distance on its never-ending mission of terror. But, although our lives may have been spared this time, we still had to bolt-out the door, and rescue the newly bundles of newspaper from the slush out by the curb. It didn't take long for newspapers to become water-logged, and our customers weren't really into paper mache.

The attacks of the killer delivery trucks were almost unrelenting, and they were always tremendously unsettling. Being on the receiving end had to be the polar opposite of quietly enjoying tea in a Japanese teahouse. But things, somehow, have a way of evening out. For many years my father, who handled used trucks and truck parts, made a lot of money junking old Daily News delivery trucks. The quicker these drivers could destroy them, the better it was for us.

Also helping-out at the stand was Louie, the old Macedonian, who was  about sixteen hundred years my senior, and looked a lot like an aging Kojak. He spoke with a thick Macedonian accent that must have sounded very much like Alexander the Great's, whom, I'm sure, Louie must have known personally. An incredibly hearty fellow with the strength of a much younger man, Louie wouldn't take anything from anybody. If someone short-changed him a penny, he might leap-up from behind the counter and chase after the guy, running up hundreds of stairs while screaming, "Stop, stop you bestit!"

 The stand would quiet down dramatically when it wasn't the rush hour, and during those slack times, working at the stand gave me a great opportunity to catch-up on my reading. We carried just about every newspaper and magazine in town, and eventually there'd be enough time to get to most of them. The stand also provided an incredible observation point for people-watching. And the variety pack of life that passed before us ran the entire gamut, in terms of wealth, achievement, and personality refinement.

       For some strange reason, I found myself becoming particularly intrigued with the successful-looking one's who came down from Westchester County. After studying them closely, I came to the conclusion that they had two major things in common - beige London Fog raincoats, and an uncanny ability to handle The New York Times while using only one hand. As a jostled subway rider you always needed your other hand free to hang-onto a strap or pole, so this was an ability that could be almost vital to your survival as an informed commuter. And this was no tabloid-sized paper that we're talking about here. This was the big one, with stories running through a number of different sections, yet, somehow, they were able to accomplish this feat in a crowded, moving subway car. It was utterly amazing. As good as I became athletically, I was never able to develop the ability to handle The Times even with two hands, and even while seated comfortably at a stationary table. I'd still leave diagonal creases and bent pages, and look terribly unsuave doing it.

       As embarrassing as it may sound, I found myself becoming almost totally obsessed with this London Fog - New York Times combination.  I sensed that there was something terribly significant hidden in this, but the link continued to elude me. And then one day it suddenly dawned on me that I had accidentally broken the code. Somehow, I had managed to stumble upon the two secret qualifying events that would automatically guarantee your admission into the world of success.  I wasn't quite sure where they held the tests, but I became firmly convinced that all they had to do was to show their London Fog, complete the eight compulsory one-handed maneuvers with The New York Times, and they would then be set for life.  They could then go on to meet all the right people, travel in all of the right circles, and be able to walk into places like The New York Athletic Club with total confidence.

  When I wasn't uncovering the secret life of the Westchester commuter, I couldn't help noticing some of the other action around the neighborhood. We had a number of bars on the street, including one right across the way from the stand, so you could get a real education about that segment of society. Watching the unfortunate ones who slobbered and soiled themselves while waiting anxiously for the doors to open for the day, could get pretty depressing.

Other signs of personal and interpersonal neglect could also be seen around the bar. One that really stuck vividly in my mind was the sight of a young father who, on his way to the park with his kids, just stopped in for a quick beer with the guys. He wound-up spending a few hours drinking and socializing while his kids were running out of ways to kill time in the nearby luncheonettes. How many times, I wondered, could this guy come-out and give them some change for a cone or some Italian ices? Of course they shouldn't have any doubts as to how special and loved they really were! It was trauma in the making, and future generations of bartenders, mistresses, and therapists would be hearing all about it.

       Just to make things even more confusing for me, everyone who passed by the stand wasn't neglectful, abusive or even depressing. There were a lot of other people who were friendly, considerate, and basically very nice.  Many of them  were just on their way over to Van Cortlandt Park, and had nothing more shady in mind than a tree. As I pieced things together, it was beginning to look like people were capable of just about anything, from the very worst to the very best, and with all of these apparent contradictions it made it tough to reach any firm conclusions about the human race.

Van Cortlandt Park itself had just about everything you could want, including a golf course, a lake with row boats, a stadium and track, handball and basketball courts, and acres and acres of grassy fields. During the winter, they'd even convert one of the fairways into a small ski slope, and there was always something incongruous about seeing people getting-off the subway with their skis and poles. 

With vivid images of a broken bone poking through one of my pants' legs, I never took advantage of the ski slope, but I did play the golf course at Van Cortlandt whenever I got the chance. It was usually pretty empty during the week, so playing a quick nine holes before or after school wasn't all that difficult. And, it was cheap too. In those days we could buy a golf permit each year, and play on public courses all around the city for just a token fee.

Of course, you had to remember that this was still New York City, so playing golf at Van Cortlandt wasn't exactly like playing at Pebble Beach or St. Andrews. Among other things, some of the golfing etiquette could be a little different. All over the world, for example, if you needed to alert another golfer in front of you, all you had to do would be to yell, "Fore!"  But, in New York they were a lot more creative than that. Someone might just whistle a ball right past your ear and smile at you as you figured-out just how close you had just come to the Great Last Hole of Life.

 

 

 

De Witt C.

 

De Witt Clinton High School was just on the other side of Van Cortlandt Park. It was a large, all-boys school, with a lot of middle or lower class kids from the Bronx, mixed in with a fair number of poor black kids who rode the train up from Harlem. Word had it that they felt a lot safer at Clinton than they felt at their own neighborhood schools down in Harlem. It may have been safer, but many of them still thought it was a good idea to keep their money in a shoe. 

The whole atmosphere at Clinton was very much like that of a locker room. The guys tended to be a bit crude and adolescent. Being separated from girls, we really didn't know quite what to make of them. At times there may even have been a tendency to see them more as objects rather than as persons. When actually encountering a girl out in public, the typical Clinton guy could usually draw from a repertoire that included gawking, grunting, or showing-off, depending on their particular level of pathology or social retardation. And, sometimes they might even take it a step further.  Although it wasn't my particular style, manliness could also be displayed by trapping girls on the train and making them miss their stop. Clinton guys thought that life really couldn't get much better than this, and they ranked it right up there with bullying our nerdy neighbors from The Bronx High School of Science.

But, despite some of the animal antics, De Witt Clinton really wasn't such a bad place to go to school.  Although it was easy to forget, many of the other city schools were, in fact, even rougher, and the education at Clinton was first rate. We had a number of truly excellent teachers, quite a few highly-motivated students, and a lot of guys who were, basically, pretty nice, unless of course, you were being trapped on a train by one of them. Many of our graduates went on to fame and fortune, including people like Burt Lancaster, Robert Klein, Nate Archibald, and "The Torch".

Clinton was probably best-known as a perennial hotbed of great basketball talent. Year after year we would really crank-out the great ballplayers. A number of them went on to the pros, but all too many of them never even made it into college. They would have their brief moment of glory and then wind-up pushing a broom at Peerless Camera.

As for me, I had been practicing like crazy ever since I had taken-up the game in grade school, so in my sophomore year I decided to go- out for the team. But, height, among other things, was a bit of a problem. A few years later a growth spurt would bring me up to 6'2", but in my sophomore year of high school I was a lot closer to 5'2". I was every coach's dream - slow, white, and short. I was the kind of kid that announcers liked to refer to as an "intelligent" player, meaning that I had all of the necessary physical tools to become an owner.

The Clinton try-out consisted of a series of full-court games. Each game was supposed to be five minutes long, but the clock seemed to be running a lot faster than that. Every few games a player might catch the coach's eye for a more extended look. But, for the other ninety nine percent of us, it was "hasta luego." I don't think I touched the ball more than once during my five minute do-or-die scrimmage. I remember watching one kid dribbling the ball endlessly in circles for no apparent reason as precious seconds were ticking away on the clock. I found myself wishing for an elephant gun.

The coach probably had the best talent in the city to choose from, but I still managed to feel rejected and ripped-off when he didn't want me. My ego was crushed as my dreams of glory vanished in five short, humbling minutes. But, I was surprisingly resilient, and quickly regained my perspective. Realistically, I had to admit that I came up a little short in size and ability, and the coach had, actually, made the right decision.

       If I couldn't be Mr. Basketball I decided that I might as well fall-back on my second glamour career - sports reporting. Like most of my friends, I followed the world of sports very closely, reading the sports section in The Post every afternoon, and listening faithfully to Howard Cosell on the radio. Following in these traditions, my friend Stuart and I, long since reunited after our forced separation in front of The Garden, teamed up as cub reporters for the Clinton News. We wound-up covering football and basketball, but, unfortunately, we found ourselves forced to write in a style that may have been journalistically correct, but was also incredibly sterile and uncreative. I guess we were supposed to come-up with something that looked like a news release on one of the major wire services, and, we routinely did just that. Eventually, we perfected our journalistic talents to the point where we were able to make an exciting game sound dull.

 But the glamour of traveling with the team and being part of the De Witt Clinton sports scene really made it all worthwhile. There were many treasured moments for us, both home and away. Football games were always the most exciting, probably because they always had the greatest potential for a large-scale riot. For show and tell, our students would sometimes see who could come back with the largest knifed-off piece of an opposing school's jacket. 

Basketball games had a similar potential for volatility, but they were contained in a much smaller area. So, for the reporter or spectator, it became a question of personal preference. Would you rather get crushed to death on a football field, or have your head smashed-in in a gymnasium?  Sometimes it was hard to decide.

On the whole, Stu and I came to prefer the gym. The games were great, and the team had more than its share of interesting characters. The relationship between the players and the coach was also pretty interesting, and it gave us a lot to not write about. At that particular time in Clinton's basketball history, the players were, basically, in the driver's seat, and they knew it. Needless to say, it made things a little difficult for the coach. Luckily for him, he really didn't need to do all that much coaching. With the talent he had, he could, basically, just send them out in groups of five, and they would usually destroy everything in their path.

But, every so often, the coach would get fed-up with the lack of respect he was getting from his players, and he'd try to take more of a strong-handed approach with his team. On one memorable occasion, Charlie, one of his star players had shown-up late for the game, and the coach had finally had it with Charlie's irritating habits. This time, he decided, he  was, finally, going to put his foot down, and show them who was really the boss. So, just before game time, the coach announced to the team that he was benching Charlie for the entire game for disciplinary reasons. The team responded  with - "Charlie don't play, we don't play man!"  Charlie played.

       The team probably wondered why the coach was making such a big deal out of it. Maybe Charlie wasn't your classic scholar/athlete, but why single him out?  Sure, he could be a little irresponsible at times, or perhaps even menacing, but he also had his arrogant and pugnacious side as well.  Sometimes, in fact, when he would get tired of picking-on people, Charlie enjoyed throwing liquor bottles out of moving trains, and he wasn't always that particular about whether or not the windows were open either. His aptitude tests may have shown that he had terrific potential as a felon, but, while he was with us at Clinton, Charlie was the chief enforcer on one very fine high school basketball team. Just ask the guys from Music and Art.

Their team was composed of sensitive and talented kids who were kind of like the kids from "Fame''. Unfortunately for them, our team was kind of like the kids from Attica, and we were beating-up everyone in sight. This was a team that would later go on to win the New York City championships two out of the three years I was there, so, somehow, you knew that Music and Art would have its hands full. 

But, it was even worse than we had expected. We rolled over Music and Art unmercifully, scoring almost at will, and pouring it on in every possible way. It was always nice to see your team win, but this was starting to get embarrassing. Music and Art had a one-armed center who wasn't having a particularly good game. In my opinion, he was showing tremendous courage just by wearing a shirt with no sleeves, and trying to play basketball with only one arm. But, instead of respecting this guy's guttiness, our center held his only arm or hand whenever he could get away with it. As a result, he found himself constantly off-balance and reeling wildly out of control. From the press box it was a bit like watching someone trying to row a boat with only one oar. Apparently sports didn't always build such great character.

Another journalistic highpoint came when we were covering an away game at Boys High School which was located in a war zone in Brooklyn. Stu and I wanted to send proxies, but out of loyalty to the war correspondents who had risked their lives during World War II, we decided to cover the game ourselves.

 Terrified, and very much fearing for our lives, we made it to the gym and showed our press cards to a rather unfriendly-looking group of brothers who were guarding the entrance. Somehow we had the feeling that they would be rooting for Boys High. Even though we were the only two white guys in the vicinity, race wasn't really the most important factor. In truth, just being from Clinton, was probably enough to put us very much at risk. 

As I remember it, the dialogue went something like this:

-“What you want man?”

-“Er, gulp, Clinton News. Here to cover the game? Here's our, our press cards?” (I know that these are statements, but they came out sounding a lot like questions)

-“Your momma!”

-“Ahh. Excuse us I think we must, must have the wrong entrance.”

The highpoint in our journalistic careers probably came in  covering the city championships at Madison Square Garden. With some help from our trusty Clinton News press cards, Stu and I were allowed to sit at the press tables down at courtside, right next to the pros from The Post, The Times, and The News.

The Garden itself had its own mystique, filled with powerful images of basketball history and heroism. The old wooden floor had soaked-up the sweat and footprints of all the great ones, and it now radiated an awesome presence of its own.  And, for Stu and I, our fantasies were in overdrive. Maybe, we wondered, it really wasn't all that farfetched after all. Maybe we really could become like Clark Kent or Leonard Koppett. Maybe someday we too would be covering sports for a great metropolitan newspaper.

 But in our hearts we knew that this particular dream would be ending shortly. We viewed journalism as a highly-prized and glamorous field, but one in which jobs only went to the very cream of the crop. And, neither of us could picture ourselves in that kind of select company. So the time was ripe to come up with a more realistic back-up plan. Stu decided to become a lawyer, but, as for me, I had no idea what I really wanted to do with myself.

Sensing this lack of direction, my mother thought it would be a good idea to have me tested. So she hired a psychologist who came over to our apartment and administered some psychological tests. He gave me an interest test and some aptitude tests, but the one that I remember most vividly was the intelligence test. As I was taking it, I remember becoming completely intrigued with the whole procedure, from the stopwatch that he was using to the test itself. I was particularly fascinated by the jig saw pieces that you were supposed to make into the shape of a hand, and the cartoons that needed to be placed in the proper sequence for them to tell a story.

I thought it was absolutely amazing that he could tell all about a person in just a few hours simply by using these tools. I, on the other hand, didn't have the foggiest idea about why anyone did anything, even after I had talked with them for years! From what I could tell, this stuff was really pretty cool.                

When we went over the results from my interest test, I remember him telling me that my scores on the social service occupations were a bit low. Actually, my scores fell kind of half-way between Grizzly Adams and Sonny Liston. I was your basic hermit who could become belligerent if pushed. It wasn't, exactly, the profile of your classic "people person".  According to the psychologist, the results suggested that I might not want to rush into an occupation that involved a lot of personal contact with other people. It sounded good so far.

He also expressed some concern about my generally negative attitude towards others. People, he told me, weren't as bad or as untrustworthy as I thought they were, and he hoped that someday I could learn to give people more of a chance. I thought it was a nice, well-meaning sentiment, but I wondered where this guy had actually grown-up.

       Even though the test results didn't really matter all that much to me, it turned out to be a great idea to have me tested. The most important thing about the whole experience for me was that it had introduced me to one very interesting occupation. Someday, I thought, maybe I too could get a stopwatch, and find out what makes people tick. Now, of course, I realize that I would have been a lot better-off going into watch repair and trying to find out what made watches tick.

But, even with some of his questionable advice, the psychologist had still managed to hook me on his profession. When it came time to fill-in our intended occupations for our senior yearbooks I found myself filling-in: Psychologist. It had a nice ring to it. I wanted to understand the secrets of the human mind; I wanted to be all-knowing. And this would be the path for me to take.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Rest of the Family

 

My Grandma Anna lived on the other side of the Bronx near Tremont Avenue. She lived with my father's sister Elsie, and her husband Murray. Aunt Elsie worked as a secretary for The Book of the Month Club and played a lot of Mah Jong. Uncle Murray was a shoe salesman at a fancy Manhattan store, who loved to get a tan and play Scrabble. They were both very fond of their nephew.

 Grandma Anna always seemed very old to me, and always talked like she was on her last legs. Every time we visited her, she would express tremendous amazement and gratitude that she had actually lived to see us one more time. After about twenty or thirty years of this, I finally began to take it with a grain of salt. It was, after all, a pretty long time to be lingering at death's door. Constantly defying her own actuarial predictions, she, actually, managed to hang-on for another forty years or so. And, not only did she live through years of bonus visits with me, but, eventually, I even brought my own children to visit with her as well.

It may have been a long time to linger at death's door, but Grandma Anna could still be pretty convincing. If I was debating whether or not I should pay her a visit, I'd always picture her as postponing her own death so we could see each other one more time.

Once, before we got married, Marianne and I were trying to decide if we should go over there for a visit. It was during a record-setting cold snap, and the wind-chill factor must have been horrifying. People were being warned to stay home, if at all possible, for their own safety. But, after thinking it through, we decided that we had better not risk staying home. We didn't know how many more visits would be possible, and the subsequent guilt might be too much for us to bear. As we pulled-up to her apartment building we were stunned to see Grandma Anna venturing-out into the bitter cold on her way to a card game. She was startled to see us.

Grandma Anna spent her final years in an old age home in the Bronx. It was considered to be a "nice" home, as far as homes were concerned, but we found it to be a pretty depressing place to visit. Many of the elderly residents just seemed to be marking-time until their inevitable end. And, there always seemed to be constant reminders that you were moving closer to the finish line. Any significant decline in their physical or mental faculties might relocate them to a new floor in the building, where they could be cared for properly. Eventually they'd make it up to the top floor where they would die, and open-up a bed for someone new. It was like a game musical chairs, except that for each new round they'd remove a player instead of a chair.

It was very hard to believe that this stage of life was positive or meaningful in any possible way. It was hard to feel good about it. The whole process of aging and death seemed like a painful and rather absurd conclusion to one's life, and if this was the grand finale, it made life even more questionable than ever. To cap it off, the whole thing also seemed to place a tremendous financial and emotional burden on the children, and a lot of the children were senior citizens themselves at that point.

For Grandma Anna, the quality of her life had deteriorated to such an extent that living had become a curse. Of course, she had been expressing that opinion for the past forty years, but now she seemed to mean it more than usual. And who was to say that she wasn't right?

Ironically, she lived to the age of ninety nine.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Long Branch

 

Thankfully, not all of our visits to the relatives were as depressing as a trip to the home. Usually they were a lot more enjoyable, even if we had to fight the traffic on The Garden State to get there.

My mother's sister, Mildred, and her family lived in the town of Long Branch, on the Jersey shore, near Deal and Asbury Park. They lived in a rambling old house, downstairs from the attic in which I would later find my old skate box.

My Uncle David was a Chiropodist. His office was downstairs near the front entrance to the house. He smoked cigars, and always seemed to be in a hurry. He was no stranger to bunions, corns, and calluses. Quite often he was making a quick run down to the candy store to grab a racing form, but most of the time he was rushing around trying to make the daily double at Monmouth Park. If you were burning-off some bad-Karma, you'd probably be the one who called for a last minute appointment, and be squeezed-in as his last patient in the morning. The man had a sharp surgical knife, an eye on his watch, and numbers racing around in his head.

Once he got out to the track he would race around checking frantically with his cronies, looking for a hot tip from one of the trainers. My father, who also liked the horses, would usually go along with him to the track, but would usually try to sit somewhere else. Uncle David got so worked-up that he made my father nervous.

Back at the house, we non-horseplayers might be enjoying ourselves playing a little croquet or maybe just having a catch. Sometimes we'd shoot a few baskets out in the back yard where a hoop and some wooden boards had been nailed to one of the big trees. We didn't have a net, so, after each shot, the ball would usually land on one of the roots and bounce-off unpredictably in one of ten different directions.

The backyards in the neighborhood were open. No fences were there to separate them, just some scattered, but permeable hedges. Many of the houses had large front porches, and they were still used on warm summer evenings. People seemed a little friendlier in those days, and a lot less concerned with their own privacy and space. 

The boardwalk and the beach weren't too far from the house, and we'd get over there whenever we could. I loved the smell of the salt ocean air, and the aroma of grilled hot dogs, corn on the cob, candy apples, and salt water taffy. You could also detect an undercurrent of rotting fish, garbage, and creosote drying on the pilings and boards, but it all seemed to blend together into one very sweet smell.                  

I loved the penny arcades in Long Branch and Asbury Park, with the little cranes that would come ever-so-close to picking-up small, worthless prizes. Five cent Skee ball was the main game for us as kids. If your score was high enough, they paid you off in tickets which we'd save for days or weeks, and, eventually, trade-in for prizes. It seemed like it took about 500 million points to get a cheap rubber snake or a comb from Hong Kong, but it was still exciting to cash them in.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Princeton

 

My father Joe, and his twin brother Rubby (pronounced Ruby) were born in Long Branch, but grew-up in Lakewood where some of the family ran an old bottling plant as a small family business. I was lucky enough to see it a few times when I was young. By today's standards it was, probably, kind of primitive, but, to a kid like me, it was like finding yourself in a magical land of soda, seltzer bottles, and conveyor belts. Just recently, some old labels from the plant were discovered. They are now sealed in Lucite and preserved for eternity.

Uncle Rubby and his family settled in Princeton where he worked as a nuclear physicist at the university. He helped develop the trigger for the first atomic bomb, and worked with people like Albert Einstein. Einstein probably had some hot tips for Uncle Rubby, but probably none for the double at Monmouth.

Sometimes it boggles my mind when I compare Rubby's working environment with his twin brother's.  While my uncle was working with Einstein and other notables my father was lucky if he could find any reliable help to junk trucks in his yard. And the men that he did have weren't all that sophisticated or scholarly either. They ate sausage and pepper hero sandwiches, and had dirt under their fingernails which probably never came out. Many of them had a minimal knowledge of etiquette and/or English, and they would not have fit-in very well over at the faculty lounge.

My uncle would sometimes take me over to the lab and show me the cyclotron in operation. I had the feeling that he actually knew how it worked. As for me, I was in way over my head, and barely knew what an atom really was, even after reading all those scientific comic books put-out by General Electric. Sometimes, while we were over at the lab, my uncle would even do a little glass blowing. He'd make silly little animals out of glass tubes, and I found that almost as impressive as being able to operate a cyclotron.

The Princeton campus was quite impressive in its own right, particularly to a kid from the Bronx. It was green and lush, with lakes and streams, and classic gray stone buildings. Of course, it also had plenty of ivy. My aunt worked for the Institute for Advanced Studies, and between the two of them they rubbed shoulders with some of the greatest scholars from around the world.

Although they started-off in some modest faculty housing, my aunt and uncle later settled into a beautiful custom home, overlooking a pond. In the winter, the pond would freeze, and ice skaters would glide by their picture window. The whole scene was in such striking contrast to my environment back in the Bronx, that it, literally, seemed like another world to me, and it was a world in which I, obviously, didn't fit-in. Princeton was my only point of reference as far as higher education was concerned, so I had a lot of trouble even picturing myself as a college graduate.

 My aunt and uncle had two daughters. Lissy was the eldest. In the mid 60's she married an ex-Whiz Kid with a Ph.D. in the Philosophy of Science. It contrasted nicely with her own Ph.D. in Linguistics. Clearly they were a couple of academic heavy hitters. Frannie, the younger sister, now lives about a mile from us in another part of Mount Helix. She doesn't have her Ph.D. yet,  and is trying to possibly get through life without one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why Is This Night?

 

Almost all of our trips out to New Jersey took us either to Long Branch or Princeton, but once a year we'd go out to Union and join the Schulmans, and some of our other relatives, for their Passover seder. To me, that night was "different from all other nights", but mainly because it never seemed to end. Cups and cups of wine, a long fairy tale that had nothing to do with me, and some strange and unappealing foods like horse radish, hard boiled eggs, and salt water.

Somehow, through all of this, we were supposed to feel thankful about being redeemed from slavery in ancient Egypt, but, I usually felt a lot better about being released from bondage in modern New Jersey. The night was much too long for me, and I didn't enjoy fighting-off the ever-present drowsiness from the four cups of wine. It was four more than usual, and the room was a little stuffy. On top of this, I didn't really see any need for all of this ritual and religious formality. Some of it might have been O.K., but this was a bit much.

Looking back at it, I realize that part of what was coming-up for me during those marathon seders were some of my basic, underlying feelings about being Jewish in the first place. Apparently, I had some very mixed feelings about the whole thing, and, apparently, they also liked to come-out and visit me every Pesach.

Although, on the one hand, I was proud that we Jews were such high-achievers, and, usually, very honest and ethical in our everyday affairs, we could also be capable of embarrassing displays of materialistic excess, and an ethnocentrism that bordered on the obnoxious. There seemed to be some sort of an ill-defined, yet strongly persistent attitude among us that we were special or better in some way than other people, and this attitude didn't sit very well with me at all. Certainly, it didn't mesh nicely with the belief that all people were created equal. On the other hand, these philosophical differences probably weren't the key elements in all of this for me.

At the heart of the matter was my extreme sensitivity towards anything that might possibly make us stand-out as different.  And, like with a lot of other things, there were probably some pretty good reasons for it. Certainly, there were a number of critical incidents along the way that shaped some of my basic beliefs and attitudes about being Jewish, and, if nothing else, a lot of this learning seemed to have started relatively early in life. 

One of the first things that I came to learn about our people was that we were, for the most part, made-up of bright, motivated, hard-working, and very, very successful individuals. Word had it that we had particularly good heads for business and science, and this seemed to be the case.

And, if that weren't already enough, apparently, we had even been given an impeccable sense of taste when it came to matters of culture and style. I remember when my parents brought me into Manhattan to be fitted for a new suit. There was one particular suit that I really liked, but the salesman steered me away from it by telling me that "this suit is really not for you, it's more for the goyem."  It was like, "Oh! I'm sorry. I thought you said you wanted a suit !"

His reactions, of course, didn't put too much pressure on me, other than calling into question the very legitimacy of my authentic Jewish heritage. Was this kid adopted, or what? How could he possibly like a suit like that? To the salesman, it seemed, we were, obviously, the special ones, who had been chosen because of our monopoly on good taste. To me, of course, this was a terribly offensive attitude, embarrassing to Jew and gentile alike. And, not only that, if this belief was right, and we did have a monopoly on good taste, how would this salesman be able to explain my wardrobe to the world. To this day, it stands as a silent witness to the blatant falsity of the belief in this high sense of Jewish style.

       Of course, when you talk about major culprits in shaping some of our negative attitudes about being Jewish, the subject of Hebrew School usually comes-up, and I wouldn't particularly argue with this line of thought. When I was growing up, virtually all the Jewish kids were sent there, and they were expected to learn the basics until it came time for their Bar Mitzvahs. At that point they were set free, and could pretty much forget about needing to do anything religious for a while. But, until that day came, you were expected to go to Hebrew School, and also go to services on Saturday mornings and on holidays.

Of course, your parents and other family members wouldn't necessarily be joining you there. They had other important things to do. The whole thing made for a nice double message - Your Jewish heritage is vitally important, but you really didn't have to take it very seriously. As a matter of fact, when you become an adult you won't have to do any of this anymore.

So, apparently, one of the most desirable freedoms that came along with adulthood was this freedom to not have to do things that were a drag. It may not have been one hundred percent true, but it sure seemed like none of the adults that I knew about were taking any Jewish classes or going to services, except maybe on Yom Kippur. If this was such a precious heritage, why didn't adults seem to practice it? Understandably, it was pretty hard not to be suspicious or resentful.

So, for the time being, you had to put-up with it, and it could be pretty uninspiring. For starters, we weren't always glad to be there, and, to be sure, we weren't always eager to learn. We were tired at the end of the day from the regular torture that we were getting in public school, and this was even worse. Instead of getting a chance to get out and play, we had to sit-through even more brain-washing, and it was a lot less interesting than what we had been learning in school.

As for me, I was sent to a number of different Hebrew Schools over the years, and, for the sake of variety, I found myself alternating between spacing-out and acting-out. My clearest memory, is of writing and doodling in those funny little blue notebooks that they give you, but, other than that, I remember surprisingly little about the whole experience. I do, remember spending countless hours learning the Hebrew alphabet, and maybe a few things about some of the holidays, but that was, probably, about it. I guess there was also that story about the coat of many colors, but I don't think it made that much of an impression. Joseph may have been thrown into a pit by his brothers, but, as far as I was concerned, there were much worse things happening in New York every day. 

Finally, at the age of twelve, in one of my prouder moments I decided to stop being a hypocrite. Why, I figured, should I study all this stuff just to have a Bar Mitzvah? If that was only going to commemorate my last visit to a synagogue for a while, why not get it over with? Why should I accept savings bonds, cash, and fountain pens just for not showing-up.  It seemed a lot more honest to just pull the plug on the whole thing, and drop-out. My parents were pretty accepting about it, and I felt that it showed a little personal integrity on my part.

       Far beyond Hebrew School, there were number of other things out there in the Jewish world that were also leaving their mark.  There were the fleeting images of the more observant ones - the older Jews who didn't seem to fit-in with modern life, and the younger religious ones who seemed so brain-washed, brow-beaten, and nebbishy.  We had very little respect for the Yeshiva student. Although we acknowledged that he had to be doing an incredible amount of work, and that he was probably a pretty bright guy, we still couldn't fathom why he would devote himself to learning about things that had so little to do with modern life. We figured he was too guilt-ridden to stand-up to his pushy parents, or that maybe he just couldn't make it in normal society.

There were some other significant images as well, images of people who were facing much bigger problems than Joseph in the pit or Steven in the pits at Hebrew School. At the movie theaters in those days,

well before the era of wide-spread television news, they used to show black and white newsreels to let people know what was happening out in the rest of the world. I remember well the early pictures from the concentration camps - the ovens, the gas chambers, the uniforms, the piles of corpses, and the looks on the eyes of the living dead. It was all so overwhelming what had happened to them, and, at some level, I think we needed to disidentify with them. They were the Jews of Europe, we told ourselves, but we were different. Sure, we felt bad for them, but still we were different. After all, it had happened to them, not to us.

Years later, when I was working as a busboy up at Circle Camp, groups of Holocaust survivors would occasionally show-up for a weekend in the country. They seemed very Jewish-looking to us, not suave or cool in any way. They still had their camp numbers tattooed on their arms. We felt nervous and awkward just being around them.

Even though we were quite unaware of it, I think that at some level we must have blamed them for what had happened to them. Their differentness, we probably told ourselves, must have been a big part of the problem. We wished that they would dress better, or somehow be able to act more American. In retrospect, we were much too immature to be able to handle what had happened to them. We gave them pitifully little respect. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yichh and Kichh

 

As long as I'm writing about Circle Camp, I might as well backtrack a bit to my days as a camper at nearby Camp Kindering, since my experiences there had a major influence on me, both socially and Jewishly.

Circle Camp and the adjacent Camp Kindering were both located on Sylvan Lake near the town of Hopewell Junction, not terribly far above the city. Both places shared the lake, the grounds, the dining room, and some of the other facilities, and, somehow, through some exquisite logistical orchestration, they were able to keep the adults and the campers out of each other's hair most of the time.

When I first arrived at camp I remember being instantly traumatized by all this Yiddish writing that was all over the place. What kind of a camp was I being sent to?

As I later found out, there were, actually, some good explanations for  the signs having been written in Yiddish. Years earlier, the resort had been put together by immigrants, who, even if they weren't particularly religious, still valued the cultural aspects of Jewish life. It was a culture in which they were quite comfortable, and, they wanted to perpetuate it. Even the type of entertainment that they would bring-in would reflect this.

       If they brought-in a comedian, and you didn't know Yiddish, you'd find yourself  following a joke for a few minutes, straining to catch most of it, and then be left utterly mystified as all the old timers in the audience were suddenly laughing their heads-off all around you. All you'd be able to catch of the punchline would be something that sounded like "yichh" or "kichh." To pronounce it correctly you had to bring-up a little phlegm.

At more of a practical level, many of these old-timers were also unable to read English, so the Yiddish signs helped them tremendously. A lot of them didn't read the regular newspapers, and, instead, read the Daily Forward or "The Fuvitz" as they called it in their thick Eastern European accents. The Fuvitz was written in Yiddish and printed in a pale brown ink, which, when combined with the strange-looking alphabet, really gave me the creeps. To top-it-all-off, they read it from right to left and from back to front. Clark Kent, I was sure, would have nothing to do with this publication!

Every Friday night it was "Shabbos", and  we would wear our white shorts and shirts instead of our blue ones. They never, actually, told us just what exactly Shabbos was, or why it might have been important. As a matter of fact, everything seemed about the same as any other night except that we dressed in white, and usually ate roast chicken for dinner. I found the whole thing pretty irritating, and couldn't, for the life of me, figure out why they were making such a semi big deal out of nothing. It seemed like they were only doing it to humor some of the old timers, and that didn't really seem like a good enough reason.  I liked my blue shorts better, and I resented having to dress-up in a costume.

Other than having some problems with the Yiddish signs and some of the strange customs, summers at camp were, for the most part, enjoyable ones for me. I made a lot of friends, and we all had a great time participating in sports and other activities. They kept us hopping, with everything from racing in war canoes to making plastic lanyards in arts and crafts. After a while, I was even able to stop feeling like I wanted to go home whenever I would see a copy of The Fuvitz.

When I got a little older, I worked for a few years on the adult side of the resort. I started-out as a boatboy, looking after the rowboats and giving an occasional rowing lesson. The tips were lousy, but I got a great tan. The following summer I moved up to the dining room where I worked as a busboy.  The tips were a lot better, and the main problem was, probably, the exhaustion that came from trying to burn the candle at both ends. We were strongly encouraged to mingle with the guests and participate with them in volleyball games and other activities. It was a bit unusual, but they didn't treat the help like they were social lepers like they did in some of the other resorts in the Catskills. As a matter of fact. the help was probably treated better than a lot of the guests. Anyone who was working there usually had to have some connections to get the job in the first place, so a guest ran the risk of provoking the wrath of someone in the organizational power structure if he didn't tip your son the waiter handsomely.

Socially it was great to have so many  friends, and to be around so many eligible people of the opposite sex. It was a matchmaker's paradise, and many a couple got their start at Circle Camp. The relationships and friendships would often continue well beyond the summer, and would carry-over into our lives down in the city. As a result, I wound-up dating girls from places like Forest Hills and the outer reaches of Brooklyn, but I was also introduced to my future bride at camp, so I don't have too many complaints.

Speaking of brides, I would be remiss in not mention something about Jewish weddings, since they could, certainly, color your thinking about Jewish customs and rituals. For starters, I can safely say that If I had been uncomfortable with the displays of materialistic excess at some of the Bar Mitzvahs, this was just child's play when compared to a wedding. The parents putting on these lavish productions always seemed to be trying to outdo each other. It became an ever-escalating spiral, a bit like the cold war, except that the weapons were hor d'ouvres instead of missiles. Suffice it to say, there was usually enough food. The leftovers could, probably, have kept thousands of Ethiopians alive for a few hundred years.

They say that things come in bunches, and in the mid-sixties we found ourselves going to a lot of these affairs, one after the other, and, before we knew it, we even had to start planning our own.  Although I can safely say that I don't regret the marriage, the wedding was a different story altogether.

I'm told that people had a great time, but, as far as I was concerned, I felt less like I had a wedding and more like a wedding had me! Although it was a modest affair by local standards, there were still a number of  highlights and a fairly large cast of supporting characters.

The rabbi who married us also happened to own the catering hall, and, seeing him in operation both Jewishly and as a businessman left a bit to be desired. Although the memory is a bit blurry from distortions of alcohol and time, one of my favorite scenes involved sitting in a small sideroom with Marianne before the ceremony. The rabbi/entrepreneur dragged in an old Jewish man with a beard who proceeded to read a long Hebrew document of some kind. He read it like he had attended a Hebrew Evelyn Wood course, and, we had no idea about what he was talking about or why. When he finished we found out that he had been reading us our marriage contract.

We rented our formal wear from a local rental shop. We picked the clothes up right before the wedding, and, sure enough, my clothes didn't fit right, and there was a button missing from my pants. The man behind the counter told us that he really couldn't do anything for us, but he felt confident that my vest would be able to cover-up the missing button. Some of the other garments weren't particularly clean of free of blemish, but it was, basically, a take it or leave it situation. There was no time to look elsewhere, so it became the only game in town for us on that particular day.

Of course some of these botched-details were to be expected, so it paid to just try to relax and be mature about the whole thing. But it was tough, and we continued to feel irritated and ripped-off whenever we became aware of our blemished clown outfits.

One of my most vivid memories was the scene in the store, after the wedding, when we returned the formal wear. My father, a pretty good-size guy, threw everything down of the floor, including the Hamburgs, and jumped up and down on them while yelling at the man that they were now a hell of a lot cleaner than when he had given them to us in the first place.

I'm told the ceremony itself was, actually, very nice, and from what I can piece together, it probably was. But, whenever people want to punish me, all they have to do is to threaten to bring-out the slides from the wedding. Marianne looks radiant, but I have the numbed look of a human sacrifice.

When we entered the dining hall to be greeted by the band and our family and friends, we were introduced by the band leader. "Here they are the new Mr. and Mrs. Stanley Sheer." There was a small commotion in the room as they correctly ascertained that my name was Steven and not Stanley after all. There were so many of these small personal touches, that reflecting back on them is almost like reconstructing the scene of a crime.

The photographer was another major torturer. I was already very self-conscious about dancing with my new bride in front of all these  people, but, every few steps, the photographer kept getting us to stop, and pose, and smile. In thinking about it, the first dance at my wedding was, actually, with the photographer. But I didn't quite fall in love with him.

 Even though he was obnoxious and intrusive, we figured that it would be worth it. We wanted to have those cherished memories captured through the lens of a master, so it was worth a little inconvenience on our part. Unfortunately, however, his lens had jammed, and his artistic sense had seemingly vanished. None of the pictures of our friends came out, and many of the others were cockeyed and poorly balanced. A baboon shooting randomly into a room would, actually, have done just about as well, and would not have been nearly as intrusive.

One of my final memories involves my late father-in-law arguing over the bill with the rabbi/caterer. He was feeling really ripped-off about something, and it might not have been his imagination. Tragically, a few years later, the catering hall burned to the ground.

       Although some of these experiences might have been colorful or even humorous, their cumulative effect really wasn't. They seemed to be feeding both sides of my Jewish ambivalence almost simultaneously. The conflict seemed to be boiling-down to the personal and ethical aspects on the one hand, verses the religious and cultural aspects on the other. On the positive side, I continued to feel socially comfortable and safe with my people, and I preferred to spend my time with them. I still had a much greater sense of confidence in them when it came to personal qualities like kindness, understanding, and basic honesty.

But, my attitude towards the rituals and practices was another story entirely. In my mind, they continued to be associated with embarrassing displays of excess, and a fairly meaningless tradition. It had little to do with modern life, and was certainly not worth living for or dying for.

But, apparently, no matter what you thought about its basic worth, it wasn't a very easy tradition to walk away from. The  bond was, apparently, cemented by something a lot stronger than simply some Jewish guilt. Somehow that just wasn't enough of an explanation to account for such a powerful connection. Our feelings about our Jewish identities ran surprisingly deep, and they couldn't just be explained-away by some quick throw-away lines by a Jewish comedian.

In the early 70's I had to sit through my nephew Steven's Bar Mitzvah up in L.A. It was out in "The Valley" (you know which one). He had memorized his haftarah, and, I guess, like many others, his goal was to chant it perfectly, without mistakes, and then get on with the rest of his life out in the normal world. Although I was fond of my nephew, the whole thing was really rubbing me the wrong way. The service had much too much Hebrew in it for me, although any Hebrew really would have been too much, and people were standing-up and sitting-down on cue, like they were playing Simple Simon in yarmulkes. I'm not sure what percentage of them, had any idea about what was, actually, going on.

It all, finally, got to me, and I had to leave. I just had to get out of there, before I started screaming. I walked out in search of some fresh air, and tried to clear my head. On top of being angry and upset, I found the whole thing mind-boggling. I couldn't, for the life of me, figure-out why we went through all of this trouble to hand down this particular heritage to each successive generation? What was the need for this inter-generational relay race? My nephew could just as well have memorized an operetta, why did he have to learn a haftarah? And why, did all of these non-practicing parents suddenly become obsessed with the idea of putting-on this meaningless kind of production. It all seemed so hypocritical and empty.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

City College

 

As my stay at De Witt Clinton was drawing to a close, I had to start thinking about what I wanted to do with myself, and, although, I really wasn't sure why, college looked like the smart choice. Word still had it that if you stayed in school you would, probably, get a better job, so, for that reason alone, it seemed like the thing to do. High school had already given me some valuable training in learning how to function with delayed gratification, so maybe I'd be able to handle it. There were also a few social pressures to consider. By choosing not to attend, you ran the risk of achieving the social desirability level of a leper.  

  City College of New York was the place for hungry minorities and other achievement-oriented people to study and launch their careers. With its high-powered faculty and its extremely competitive students it had developed a reputation as "the poor man's Harvard."

The campus had some imposing gray stone buildings just like they did out at Princeton, but, through some oversight, they had somehow forgotten the lakes and trees. The campus was located in picturesque Spanish Harlem, and most of the students commuted on the subway. A short ride, and a quick, hyper-vigilant walk through some pretty tough neighborhoods, would put you right in the heart of the campus. It didn't really give you the classic experience of campus life, but you couldn't beat the price. In those days I think the fees ran about fourteen dollars a semester, and the subway fare was about fifteen cents.

 As for the students, it was really quite the progressive scene. Many of them looked as though they had just returned from helping Castro win the revolution in Cuba. Others affected more of a Greenwich Village type of look, with turtlenecks and corduroys, kind of like poetry-reading night down at the Cafe Wha.

Although the buildings were old, the campus itself didn't seem to radiate all that much in terms of a sense of tradition. You didn't get the feeling that you were walking through any hallowed halls. The great tradition that City College did have, however, was in college basketball. Back in the early 50's, The Beavers of City College ranked with the best teams in the country, and even managed to win both the N.C.A.A. and N.I.T. titles in the same year.

       Unfortunately, some of the star players from that team were later implicated in a point-shaving scandal that made a lot of money for the gamblers, but gave college basketball a tremendous black-eye.  And, for the basketball program at City College, it was a lot worse than that. The university reacted to the scandals by completely de-emphasizing the basketball program. They stopped scheduling games at Madison Square Garden, and substituted weaker teams for stronger ones as soon as they had the opportunity. Games against some strong traditional rivals were eliminated, and replaced by small-time opponents like Central Connecticut State and Rutgers of Newark. In a few short years, the program plunged from fame to notoriety to semi-obscurity.  But, even with most of the glamour and glory removed there was still a small group of loyal fans who would continue to pack the small gymnasium on campus, and generate quite a bit of noise and electricity.

Since I loved the game as well as the idea of some possible recognition, I decided to try-out for the freshman team. At that point I had grown to  6'2", which was a foot taller than I had been as a sophomore back in high school. This time, however, I managed to make it, and I even wound-up starting in the back court. The whole thing was like a dream come true. The coach was a guy named Jerry Domershick, who kept everyone loose and happy, and the team responded well. I really enjoyed the whole experience, and my ego loved it when I was, eventually, lumped-in with some of the bright prospects for the varsity. Of course, given the varsity's record, anybody with a pulse, probably, would have been considered a bright prospect.

Between the schoolwork and the basketball, it made for a pretty demanding routine. When practice was over, I would walk quickly to the station, ride home on the train, and eat a little dinner. By that time you could be pretty tired, and it would be hard to concentrate on your studies. New York apartments can get pretty warm and stuffy during the winter, and some of the textbooks weren't all that compelling. It was easy to get drowsy or distracted. But playing ball was also giving me some of the necessary motivation that I needed to be able to hit the books even when I was feeling exhausted. The bottom line was that if I wanted to stay eligible, I had to put in the effort academically, so the whole thing kind of balanced-out, in a funny sort of a way.

The following year I just managed to make the varsity as one of the last men on the squad. I realized that I wasn't much of a threat to Jerry West and Oscar Robertson, so I was stunned and delighted just to make it.  As time went on, however, this initial sense of gratitude gradually started to wear-off. After putting-in all of this time and effort, I wanted a little more playing time.

My coach was Dave Polansky, a dapper little fellow whom I experienced as Napoleonic. Through the magic of our combined negative chemistry, I wound-up being transformed from a basketball player into a basket case. I developed a totally negative attitude, and became terrified about missing a shot or making a mistake in a game. Basketball could be a pretty psychological game, and, what little confidence I had was rapidly beginning to evaporate. Needless to say, it was taking some of the fun out of it for me.

So there I was, a pretty deadly jump-shooter, who had now become afraid to take his shot. The coach would usually only put me out there for my shooting in the first place, but I knew that if I missed, he would, probably, figure that I was cold that night, and would bench me for the rest of the game. If I didn't put-up any shots I  wouldn't miss, but, then there really wasn't much of a point for me being out there in the first place, and, I would, eventually, be taken-out. 

It was one of my first exposures to the wonderful world of knots, double binds, and vicious cycles, and my frustration and rage built steadily over the next few years. I stewed constantly, and, most of the time, found myself just going through the motions. My enthusiasm for the game that I had once loved became  almost non-existent, and my resentments could barely be contained. I'm sure they leaked-out in some pretty passive-aggressive ways too. Coincidentally enough, I became one of the first white basketball players in the city to wear a goatee.

 My brain was turning into a playing field, with all of these unconscious forces holding a scrimmage of their own in my emotional system.  Looking back at it now, it seems pretty obvious to me that I was doing a fair amount of acting-out, but, at the time, I just felt like I was muddling around in the dark. I couldn't really see where I was getting stuck, or how I could try to get out of it. Pathetically enough, growing the goatee was probably my clearest attempt at expressing myself, but, as a personal statement, it was woefully indirect and ineffective.

Essentially, I had become trapped by my own desperate need to hang onto my identity as a basketball player, but I was starting to get white knuckles in the process. I was a ballplayer, it was what I did best, but, in New York City, one of our unquestioned beliefs was that if you had the chance to play varsity basketball you had to be crazy to even think about quitting. Socially and personally, it would drop you down so many rungs in the status hierarchy that you might even be forced to develop a personality.

And, this identity had become such a major part of my self-image that I felt like if I let it go, I would run the risk of feeling like a nothing. In retrospect, I probably should have seen a psychologist, but I didn't think of it at the time, even if I was a Psych major. I'm also sure that it would have been much too threatening to me anyway. At some level I think I wanted to stay in the dark a little while longer. At least that way I could still keep my ballplayer identity as a security blanket.

But, in all fairness to myself, I guess I wasn't totally in the dark. Eventually, I did start to gain some understanding about why I felt so trapped, and why I seemed so incapable of walking-away from a situation that had, clearly, become intolerable.  On the positive side, this crisis really stimulated a lot of personal introspection and soul- searching, that was, ultimately, for the best. It helped me realize a few things about myself, both as a ball player, as well as a person.

One of the things that I realized was that it was the "game" of basketball that I had loved. At the core, there was an artistic or creative center, that gave the game an essential inner beauty. Touching it, even momentarily, would be like lightly brushing into joy, delight, and perfection.

       In the world of college basketball,  the game had now been turned into a competition. A player was supposed to have a burning, burning desire to win, and a killer instinct to help carry it out. I  came to realize that a big  part of my problem with the coach was that I really lacked that killer instinct. It just didn't seem to be part of my temperament, and it wasn't particularly easy for me to summon it up. As a matter of fact, I was only able to reach that level of frenzied competitiveness if an opposing player would give somebody a cheap shot or would say something really obnoxious. Then the adrenaline would kick-in and I'd be more than ready to kill.

But most of the time I really would have been just as happy to choose-up sides and play a game just for the fun of it. I often thought that the games would be a lot more interesting that way but, to a lot of people, particularly coaches, this attitude would be seen as pretty flaky and, probably, even downright treasonous. This kind of thinking might be nice if you were in nursery school, in a mental hospital, or under the influence of LSD, but, in varsity athletics, it was poison. The value on the paramount importance of winning was not to be seriously questioned by anyone who wanted to be thought of as normal in our sports crazy society.

Polansky had correctly sensed my lack of killer-instinct, and, understandably as a coach,  he wasn't particularly fond of it. As a result, I found myself playing about as often as Halley's Comet. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The View From The Bench

 

On the positive side, sitting on the bench gave me another great opportunity to study people and to reflect on life. It was similar, in a lot of ways, to sitting in the newsstand, except that we didn't get to look at as many commuters or alcoholics. Most of the time we'd just be checking-out the crowd or evaluating some of the cheerleader talent, but sometimes our minds would really veer-off, and we might journey-off into other realms of reality.

During by sophomore year, for example, we were playing an away game at Fordham. Their coach was Digger Phelps, who later went on to coach at Notre Dame. He was an excellent coach, and they were heavy favorites. We knew that a win here could help make our whole season, so we really wanted it badly.

It was a surprisingly close game, but, in the middle of all the excitement, my mind started to really drift-off. I found myself noticing all the priests and nuns who were cheering-away for the home team. It was a little intimidating, and I found myself wondering if they really did have any heavenly clout. If they did, I couldn't imagine why they would ever lose, especially with all this clergy pulling for them. I found myself starting to see the game as some sort of religious struggle between the Jews and the Catholics, and, on that particular night, we beat them in a major upset. The story of Chanukah was coming to life right in front of me. A small group of Maccabees were defeating the mighty oppressors.

I would often find myself getting philosophical during our games against Yeshiva University. Their players, of course, all wore yarmulkes on their heads and seemed so Jewish-looking. Even though we had quite a few Jews of our own, we tended to see ourselves as more modern, with-it kind of guys. I admired the fact that they always seemed to get the most out of their talent. They played the game intelligently, and were very determined, and gritty. I liked their attitude, even if they made me a little uncomfortable. Subconsciously, we may have even been rooting for them. Goliath is usually the heavy favorite, but David has to be the sentimental choice.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Show Must Go On

 

Although it's hard to pick a favorite, I think my junior year had to be the worst. I was barely managing to hang-on as a ballplayer, and despite all the practice, my skills, actually, seemed to be deteriorating along with my eroding self-confidence. Most of my energies seemed to be going into brooding and stewing about the basic lack of playing time in my life. All in all, things were looking pretty bad, but they were about to start looking a lot worse. Darkness was coming, and not just for me.

It started after a particularly tough loss on a cold winter night. We showered and dressed, and dragged ourselves out of the warm lockeroom, and into the bone-chilling cold. A few of our guys were going out for some ice cream with their dates, and they invited Marianne and myself to come along.  Not being in a real sociable mood, I decided to pass. I was just hoping for a  little peace and quiet.

As the group was heading-off campus, they were hassled by some guy in a car who was making crude remarks about one of their dates.  Alex, our captain, who was already pretty steamed about losing the game, told this guy what he could do with himself. But, apparently, he didn't want to listen to his advice. At the next intersection the car came at them, and , and one of our players was hit, and dragged up the street. It all went-down rather quickly, and when it was over, Mike Schafer lay dead in the street.

Only a sophomore, Mike was probably the sweetest and most talented guy on the team. Of all the guys in the world to be cut-down, it really shouldn't have been him. His death seemed so utterly senseless and tragic, and, to me, it was further proof that the world was, in fact, a totally insane place to be.

Later that night, the scene at the police station was like a madhouse. Family members and friends were giving statements and trying to console each other. Probably as a result of all the stress and commotion, Alex's father dropped dead from a heart attack right at the station.

The deaths and the double funerals that followed left us in shock. But, unfortunately, they fit in, all too easily, with the rest of the violence that seemed to be sweeping our country.  J.F.K. and all the others had now been joined by two lesser-known victims in the human shooting gallery of life.

On top of the tremendous shock and grief, the funerals themselves didn't sit particularly well with us. The eulogies were done by a rabbi who didn't seem to know either the deceased or their families. Of course,  even if he had, his words would have offered little in the way of immediate comfort anyway.  

       But the show, of course, must go on, and, macho guys that we were, we played-out the rest of the schedule. Alex, in his intense grief, dedicated the season to his father and his friend, and he became totally obsessed with his mission. He tried to carry the whole team on his back, but, sadly, he just didn't have the strength or the talent to do it. We understood what he was going through, but we wished that he could ease-up a little bit, and maybe even pass-off once in a while.

There's nothing like death to help put things into perspective, and to us, as ball players, it became a constant struggle to find meaning in playing ball or winning a game. It was hard to want to kill the other team when you just got back from a funeral. In the scope of things did it really matter if we beat Queens College?  What mattered more was that good people were dying before their time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Great Race

 

In addition to hanging around gyms and going to funerals, I also had my life as a student to contend with. On the whole, I didn't find my studies to be inherently fascinating, or particularly engaging for that matter. I can safely say that I was unable to appreciate what I was learning in the classroom.

When I entered City College, I think I still had some faint dreams of becoming a journalist, but it still seemed like a million-to-one shot. But, just to be on the safe side, I decided to take Latin as my foreign language since they had recommended it for Journalism majors. Even though these were demanding, five-unit courses, they still managed to hold my attention. I loved doing the derivations and conjugations. They had an internal consistency that I found very appealing, and quite logical. Latin seemed to be one of those rare things that seemed interesting in its own right. It was worth studying even if I wasn't planning to work at The Vatican.

But, even though I still had a few remaining journalistic aspirations, I tried to be practical and consider a few things like supply and demand. In that respect Psychology seemed a lot more promising, even if I didn't know that much about it yet.

My Introductory Psychology class was taught by a fellow named Gerry Lucas. I sometimes chuckled to myself about whether or not he knew who the  famous Jerry  Lucas was. Jerry had been a great center at Ohio State  who later played professionally with the Knicks. Gerry, on the other hand, probably didn't have much of a hook shot, but he was a pretty interesting professor in his own right.

He was also a practicing psychoanalyst in Manhattan, and I well- remember my visit to his office. I needed to discuss something with him about the class, and he suggested that we meet off-campus in his private practice office. He was a friendly and good-natured guy, and he tried to make me feel welcome.  But when he invited me to sit down and make myself comfortable, I saw the classic leather couch, and I completely freaked-out.

Visions of being completely seen-through, or having every last detail of my life analyzed, started racing through my brain. I guess I was still pretty naive, and thought that analysts could see through anyone since they knew all the inner secrets of human behavior. Sensing my discomfort, Gerry suggested that I just pull up a chair instead.

       My most outstanding professor at City College was, probably, Dr.  Kenneth Clark.  He represented my first exposure to a black psychologist, and he was most impressive indeed. He was widely-recognized as an outstanding professional, and, during the 50's, he had testified to the Supreme Court about the devastating emotional effects of racial segregation. He exposed us to James Baldwin others who wrote about the black experience. It was a real eye-opener.

My Abnormal Psych class was also a memorable experience. My professor was a Dr. Smith, who certainly seemed to have a good feel for the subject matter. He used to bring us on field trips to mental hospitals, and have us observe him as he would put an entire variety pack of psychotics through their paces. He would ask them about their lives and their thoughts, and give them ample opportunity to display their pathological wares. Some of the cases were pretty pathetic, but this first hand glimpse into their lives gave us a much richer perspective than we were getting from our textbooks.

But, clearly, Dr. Smith's greatest contribution to my education had to be when he revealed to us that "life was essentially a race between physical and mental illness." If one didn't get you, apparently, the other would.

Even if it had only been an off-handed remark, apparently it managed to strike a chord. His words caused me to momentarily stop writing and look-up from my notebook. Maybe he really wasn't going to test us on this one, and maybe he was just trying to get a reaction, but his theory did, unfortunately, seem to jive with reality. As a matter of fact, it was jiving particularly well with the reality of hit and run homicidal maniacs and funerals that I had been running-into lately.

On the other hand, if life really was just a race between physical and mental illness, who would you root for?  And, as a theory of

life it offered little in the way of inspiration or purpose. As for Dr. Smith, I'd have to rate mental illness as the slight favorite.

I would be remiss in not mentioning my Experimental Psych class with Dr. Gertrude Schmeidler. Dr. Schmeidler was one of the first psychologists to seriously study ESP and other psychic phenomena, and, for political and academic reasons, she needed to keep these interests discretely in the background. Unfortunately, she wasn't completely successful in these efforts, and was referred to as "The Witch" in certain circles around the department.

We didn't use animals for any of our experiments, thank goodness, so we always seemed to be out beating the bushes for human subjects in the cafeterias and the streets. For some strange reason, we somehow felt better about experimenting on them than we did about experimenting on rats. We even used human subjects in salivary conditioning experiments. Unlike Pavlov, who got to use a dog, we had to weigh human saliva that had been absorbed by cotton balls which our subjects kept in their mouths. It was a wonderful way to meet people.

Outside of the classroom many of us were starting to get involved with political protests and sit-ins. One of our first demonstrations was against the Woolworth’s store in Harlem, in reaction to their segregated lunch counters in the South.

It was exciting to be caught-up in a larger movement for social action and human betterment, but it also felt a bit strange. We really didn't know if it would work, or even how it should work for that matter. It was still the early 60's, and it was still all pretty new to us. We would be getting a lot more experience during the rest of the decade.